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32 Tell-tale Signs You're A Man-Child

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32 Tell-tale Signs You're A Man-Child


Below are thirty-two tell-tale signs that you might be a Man-Child that righteous and rowdy, Godly women, will purposefully avoid.

  1. You’re nicer than Jesus.
  2. You’re a pouter.
  3. You’re addicted to fun and allergic to godly duty.
  4. You skip church for lame “reasons”.
  5. You sound like Britney Spears when you talk about serious issues.
  6. You’re a mama’s boy.
  7. You drink from a straw.
  8. You take way too many selfies.
  9. You are biblically illiterate.
  10. You’re an angry baby.
  11. You’re loaded down with debt.
  12. You avoid responsibility.
  13. You blame others for your sad life.
  14. You don’t lead courageously.
  15. You don’t serve others.
  16. You’re a pornoholic.
  17. You smoke weed and eat crap food.
  18. You don’t exercise regularly.
  19. You have a dead-fish handshake.
  20. You’re not a provider.
  21. You’re not a protector.
  22. You’re not a hunter.
  23. You’re not a hero.
  24. You’re politically correct.
  25. You run from difficult and right decisions.
  26. You live on social media.
  27. You have no idea what classical literature and music is.
  28. You follow the crowd.
  29. You’re scared to stand up for godly convictions.
  30. You don’t open doors for women and children.
  31. You go Dutch on dates or make the girl pay.
  32. You avoid strong men who hold you accountable for your actions.

If that laundry list of ignoble, non-masculine, traits just whupped your backside, don’t despair. Just repent and get busy morphing into the man God has hardwired you to be. Also, please forward this to every dude who might need a good kick in the pants today.

*The preceding was taken from Doug’s new #1 bestselling book, Lionhearted: Making Young Christian Males Rowdy Biblical Men. It's a great book for Men's groups.

Doug Giles is Pastor of Liberty Fellowship in Wimberley, TX, and is the founder of

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