Should Christians Vote for Kamala?

2 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES

Herewith are eighteen reasons why Christians should vote for Kamala.

If you think Jesus wants a wide open border, with twenty-plus million, mostly unvetted illegal aliens, from all over the planet, even terror sponsor states, who’re smuggling fentanyl here that kills hundreds of thousands each year, while trafficking young girls and boys as sex slaves, then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think that Jesus is cool with Americans being financially hammered into oblivion by sky-high inflation and soaring food, gas, and housing costs then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think that Jesus wants his people taxed to death then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think Jesus is all about unfettered abortion access right up until delivery then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think that Jesus is okay with drag queens entertaining the little kiddos at school then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think that Jesus is fine with pre-teen kids having their genitals mutilated in some kind of weird-ass trans surgery then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think Jesus is thrilled with men beating the shiitake out of women in boxing matches then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think Jesus dreams of godless Marxism implemented on American soil then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think Jesus is down with punishing Christians for being Christians then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think Jesus loves lawfare waged against the Left’s political opponents then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think Jesus craves turmoil caused by weak leaders, stoking global conflicts then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think that Jesus hates our Constitution, Bill of Rights, and our Declaration of Independence then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think Jesus thinks someone should be president just because they have a vagina and they’re half-Indian and half-black then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think that Jesus wishes all cities should be like the homeless crime-laden hellscape that is San Francisco and that all states should be driven into the dust like California then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think that Jesus hopes that criminals should not fear punishment, which causes a massive spike in violent crime, then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think that Jesus wants to force us all to ditch our Ford F150 and drive a sassy Prius then yes … vote for Kamala.
If you think that Jesus yearns for elections that are more sketchy than Joe Biden’s latest coloring book then yes … vote for Kamala.
And finally, if you think that Jesus longs for the USA to be an impoverished, weak, shell of a nation that draws other countries scorn and derision then yes … vote for Kamala.

By the way, if you call yourself a #Christian and you believe the Bible backs any or all of the aforementioned, then you’re scripturally more off base than Starling Marte on a wild pitch. For a believer to back Kamala, they must blow off the Bible, turn off their brain, and hand over their testicles.