Here are a couple of maxims to remember when you’re contemplating marriage.

Number One: “Marriage is like skydiving … You don’t know if you’re screwed until you jump.”

Number Two: “Love is blind, and marriage is an eye opener.”

The aforementioned are veritable bromides. However, a lot of guesswork regarding what your marriage will look like in the future can be eliminated, to a certain extent, by taking seriously the following twenty-five red flags regarding the girl you’re dating who could potentially become your Bridezilla. Ignore them at your peril.

1. She has a high boyfriend body count.
2. She doesn’t have a legit, proven and tested, walk with God.
3. She believed everything Fauci and CNN said from 2020 - 2022.
4. She has a horrible relationship with her father.
5. She hates kids.
6. She takes pics of her butt and posts them to Instagram.
7. She’s into whatever religion Hollywood’s currently surfing.
8. She’s a “Boss Babe.”
9. She has an “I don’t need no man” attitude.
10. She’s combative and argumentative.
11. She’s a vegan.
12. She’s feminist who takes notes while watching The View.
13. She subscribes to several “woke” ideologies.
14. She doesn’t cook and she’s not into homemaking.
15. She lives for clubbing and partying.
16. She’s already nagging you.
17. She criticizes and makes fun of you in public.
18. She controls you with insane demands.
19. She creates drama 24/7/365.
20. She hates your friends.
21. She hates your hobbies.
22. She hates hunting and fishing.
23. She uses her sexuality to manipulate you.
24. She never apologizes when wrong.
25. She is charming in public and a nutjob in private.

From my bestselling, high octane, brutally biblical, hell razing tome Lionhearted: Making Young Christian Males Rowdy Biblical Men.

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