The Church has gotten weird, man. Obviously not all churches, but evangelical big-box churches, and their wannabe smaller ogler assemblies, are a shallow show of sappiness and silliness and the “pastors” are the chief clowns of these carnal, demonic parades. It’s like they’re aiming at being a Tony Robbins-esque TedTalker, or a late night talk show host with a Christian flair, of course. Their role models are definitely not the great reformers, the veritable Sons of Thunder, who shook the planet for Christ like a bowl of liposuction fat. Good Lawd, they don’t want that because that entails their flesh being crucified. They’ll have to choose gravitas over goofiness with the Word of God getting center-stage instead of their needy histrionic personality disorder.

I grabbed a thesaurus to find words that capture this kind of wussified minister, and four seem to fit namely, mealy-mouthed, smarmy, simpering, and obsequious.

Their “preaching” is patronizing, overly conciliatory, hedging, exaggerated warmth, that speaks to adults as though they are children who need everything pre-chewed and explained to them.

Now, the phrase "wussified pastor" is a rhetorical characterization rather than a biblical category. If someone uses it, they typically mean a pastor they believe has become timid, conflict-averse, or unwilling to faithfully teach difficult biblical truths.

From that perspective, common criticisms include:

1. Avoids preaching on sin, repentance, judgment, and holiness (2Timothy 4:2-4).
2. Seeks approval more than faithfulness to Scripture (Galatians 1:10).
3. Refuses to confront false teaching or public error (Galatians 2:11).
4. Softens or omits unpopular passages to avoid controversy, especially on political hot button topics (Jeremiah 48:10).
5. Prioritizes numerical growth or popularity over doctrinal integrity (Matthew 7:15).
6. Declines to exercise biblical church discipline when warranted (Matthew 18:15–17; 1 Corinthians 5).
7. Speaks vaguely instead of clearly when moral issues arise (2Timothy 2:15).
8. Avoids calling people to costly discipleship (Luke 9:23).
9. Is more concerned with cultural acceptance than biblical conviction (2Timothy 1:7).
10. Neglects protecting the congregation from harmful teaching (Acts 20:28–31).
11. Equates love with never offending anyone (Romans 12:9).
12. Shrinks back from personal sacrifice or suffering for the sake of Christ (Hebrews 10:38-39).
13. Uses butt-smacker lip balm (Proverbs 29:25).

Several biblical passages are often cited in discussions about pastoral courage:

• Acts 20:27–31 – Paul says he did not shrink from declaring "the whole counsel of God" and warns elders to protect the flock from false teachers. Paul was not a wuss, you see?
• 2 Timothy 4:2–5 – "Preach the word... reprove, rebuke, and exhort, with complete patience and teaching." When’s the last time you heard a preacher rebuke or reprove anything or anyone?
• Titus 1:9 – An elder should hold firmly to sound doctrine so that he can encourage others and refute those who oppose it. Wait ‘til you get to my chapter on elders and deacons. It… is… brutal.
• Ezekiel 33:7–9 – The watchman imagery emphasizes warning people faithfully. Yep, that’s the role of a prophet. Puppets won’t do that but prophets will.
• Galatians 1:10 – "If I were still trying to please people, I would not be a servant of Christ." Boom, baby! Boom! Men pleasers (most pastors) cannot be servants of Christ. Don’t shoot me. I’m just the messenger.

At the same time, the New Testament also warns against the opposite error. A faithful pastor is not merely bold; he is also to be:

• Gentle, not quarrelsome (2 Timothy 2:24–25).
• Humble (1 Peter 5:2–3).
• Patient and self-controlled (Titus 1:7–8).
• Loving, even when correcting others (Ephesians 4:15).
• An example to the flock rather than domineering over it (1 Peter 5:3).

The biblical ideal is therefore neither a timid people-pleaser nor a belligerent bellicose bully. Rather, it is a shepherd who courageously teaches the whole counsel of God, lovingly cares for the flock, and remains faithful even when doing so is costly.

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Doug Giles is Pastor of Liberty Fellowship in Wimberley, TX, and is the founder of ClashDaily.com​

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