Trump Takes Artist To Paintown Over An Unflattering Portrait 2 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES British portrait artist, Sarah Boardman, just got barbequed by President Trump for a very less-than-flattering portrait she painted of him. I don’t blame #47 for ripping that painting because … well … it sucks. She made Trump look like some mushy constipated insurance salesman named Crispin from Light-a-Fart, Arkansas. Love Trump or hate him, one must give it to the man that he’s anything but bland and dull...
13 days ago • 2 min read
Trump Takes Artist To Paintown Over An Unflattering Portrait 2 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES British portrait artist, Sarah Boardman, just got barbequed by President Trump for a very less-than-flattering portrait she painted of him. I don’t blame #47 for ripping that painting because … well … it sucks. She made Trump look like some mushy constipated insurance salesman named Crispin from Light-a-Fart, Arkansas. Love Trump or hate him, one must give it to the man that he’s anything but bland and dull...
13 days ago • 2 min read
“Weird JD” Is Making Masculinity Great Again 2 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES During the 2024 battle for the White House between Harris & Walz vs. Trump & Vance, the darlings on the Left attempted to paint JD as a “weirdo”. They thought this third grade moniker from 1958 would somehow make the American voter take a collective crap on Vance and thereby crush Trump’s hopes for a second term. As you know, as with all things the cultural Marxists toss at Trump and Vance, this “weirdo” attack didn’t stick...
27 days ago • 2 min read
Speak to Your Mountain 2 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES “Pray, and let God worry.” - Martin Luther If you have raging obstacles confronting you that seem insurmountable then this biblical proclamation is for you. It comes straight from our Savior’s mouth in Mark 11:22-26. Are you ready? Shout this out loud this morning... LORD GOD, I declare my trust in you and your love for me. Since I have great trust in you, I say to every mountain, every difficulty, every satanic hindrance, all interferences by...
about 1 month ago • 2 min read
The War is Over. 1 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES LORD, I PROCLAIM, in your Son’s mighty name, that I am your friend and not your enemy. The war between us is over. The enmity between us is over. I am not a child of this world, controlled by evil spirits, totally disobedient, living for lusts, a veritable child of wrath. That old me is dead in Christ. The new me lives for your will, I’m controlled by the Holy Spirit, you’ve given me an obedient heart and I’m now a product of your amazing grace. By the...
about 1 month ago • 1 min read
This'll Spice Up Your Prayer Life! 3 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES “Satan so hates the genuine praise of Christ that his fiery darts of discouragement are not effective against us when we respond in praise.” - William Thrasher Pastors nowadays refer to Jesus as one’s “personal Savior”. How quaint, eh? In Psalm 59, David, being the constantly in trouble child of God that he was, saw God not just as some amorphous “personal Savior” but referred to God as... 1. Lord God of Hosts – “Hosts” means “angelic...
about 2 months ago • 3 min read
Dear Old Christian Men: Are You Ready To Dream Again? 6 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES “It will come about after this that I will pour out My Spirit on all mankind and…your old men will dream dreams…” - Joel 2:28 The prophet Joel told the people of God, right after a massive butt-whupping Jehovah inflicted upon them for their rebellious heart, that he would, once again, pour his Spirit out upon all mankind. Yep, God continuously showcases throughout his Word that no matter how we mucked things up,...
about 2 months ago • 6 min read
Twenty-Five Red Flags That You’re Dating The Wrong Girl 2 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES Here are a couple of maxims to remember when you’re contemplating marriage. Number One: “Marriage is like skydiving … You don’t know if you’re screwed until you jump.” Number Two: “Love is blind, and marriage is an eye opener.” The aforementioned are veritable bromides. However, a lot of guesswork regarding what your marriage will look like in the future can be eliminated, to a certain extent, by taking seriously...
2 months ago • 2 min read
DOCE: The Department of Church Efficiency 2 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES I love beholding Trump and Elon’s DOGE department waylay ridiculous programs and people. It gives me the warm and fuzzies to watch the wankers on the Left caterwaul when Musk nukes their multimillion-dollar grifts. It’s a simple pleasure, fo’ sho’. That said, and in keeping with the spirit of cleaning house, I think Christians should crank up a similar axe-wielding office called DOCE, The Department of Church Efficiency....
2 months ago • 2 min read