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Male Stripper Opens For Christian Men’s Conference 2 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES Lots of X and YouTube noise over Pastor Mark Driscoll rebuking the Stronger Men’s Conference (this is a Christian men’s conference mind you) for opening up the six-thousand-strong soiree last weekend with a sword-swallowing shirtless male stripper working a stripper pole. That’s gotta be, heretofore, the weirdest sentence that I have ever typed in my entire life. Anyway…Driscoll linked that spectacle to some...

10 days ago • 2 min read

God Will Crush My Enemies. 3 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES Satan’s greatest weapon is man’s ignorance of God’s Word. – A.W. Tozer Is the enemy attacking you? In addition, are you getting sick of the onslaught of evil smacking our nation? If you answered “yes” to both of those inquiries then you should read this. In 2 Chronicles 20:1-30, King Jehoshaphat and the people of God learned that three massive enemy tribes were looking to destroy the children of Israel in the near future. As you can imagine,...

12 days ago • 3 min read

"I Talk Back to the Devil" 1 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES When Jesus was tempted by the Devil in the wilderness, Jesus countered el Diablo’s lies and temptations with the Word of God (Matt. 4:1-11).Please note ... Jesus didn’t quote Oprah. Jesus didn’t quote the virgin Mary. Jesus didn’t quote a positive meme He saw on Instagram. Jesus didn’t quote Tony Robbins. Jesus didn’t quote The Pope. Jesus didn’t quote The Southern Baptist Convention. Jesus proclaimed the Word of God when Satan came against...

14 days ago • 1 min read

25 Signs That You Might Be A Prophet 3 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES In 1993 Jeff Foxworthy launched his insanely successful comedy series, “You Might Be A Redneck If...” which highlighted the whacked things rednecks are known to do. He featured stuff like... You might be a redneck if... Your mother has ever been involved in a fist- fight at a high school sports event. Your wife’s hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan. Hail hits your house and you have to take it to the body shop for an...

20 days ago • 3 min read

Following Christ Will Get You In Trouble 2 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES In Acts chapter three, God used Peter to heal a lame beggar who asked Pete for cash but got healed by the Holy Spirit instead (Acts 3:1-9). The now-healed amigo had been crippled since birth so, as you can imagine, he’s freaking out with joy, the onlooking crowd is freaking out with fear and Peter’s like…"that’s how we roll, baby.” Peter then blasts the spectating men of Israel for their rejection of Jesus and then the whole...

27 days ago • 2 min read

Dear Men: God Calls You To Masculinity Not Effeminacy 5 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES “Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God.” – 1 Corinthians 6:9,10 (NASB1995) Dear Young Dude: That passage you just read from 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 can be filed under,...

about 1 month ago • 5 min read

Dear Christian: Is Your Jesus Too Small & Wimpy? 3 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES “And I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse, and He who sat on it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and wages war. His eyes are a flame of fire, and on His head are many diadems; and He has a name written on Him which no one knows except Himself. He is clothed with a robe dipped in blood, and His name is called The Word of God. And the armies which are in heaven, clothed in fine linen,...

about 1 month ago • 3 min read

Should Christians Vote for Democrats? 1 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES “Don’t become partners with those who reject God. How can you make a partnership out of right and wrong? That’s not partnership; that’s war. Is light best friends with dark? Does Christ go strolling with the Devil?” – 2 Corinthians 6:14-15 (MSG) I’ve heard Pastors say, “It doesn’t matter who a Christian votes for or what political party they support. We’re just called to love Jesus.” Uh, sorry senorita. That’s spiritual-sounding...

about 2 months ago • 1 min read

Jesus & Illegal Immigration 7 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES I think I have heard more about “Jesus” from the Left when it comes to illegal immigration than on all other political issues combined.It’s funny how they bash Christians and mock the Bible, and yet they toss Jesus’s name around like a fat doobie at a Snoop Dogg concert when it comes to “why” we should embrace a foreign invasion on our Southern border.They warble on about “Jesus was an immigrant”. Uh … no, he wasn’t. His folks fled to Egypt...

about 2 months ago • 7 min read

32 Tell-tale Signs You're A Man-Child 1 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES Below are thirty-two tell-tale signs that you might be a Man-Child that righteous and rowdy, Godly women, will purposefully avoid. You’re nicer than Jesus. You’re a pouter. You’re addicted to fun and allergic to godly duty. You skip church for lame “reasons”. You sound like Britney Spears when you talk about serious issues. You’re a mama’s boy. You drink from a straw. You take way too many selfies. You are biblically illiterate....

2 months ago • 1 min read
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