DOCE: The Department of Church Efficiency 2 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES I love beholding Trump and Elon’s DOGE department waylay ridiculous programs and people. It gives me the warm and fuzzies to watch the wankers on the Left caterwaul when Musk nukes their multimillion-dollar grifts. It’s a simple pleasure, fo’ sho’. That said, and in keeping with the spirit of cleaning house, I think Christians should crank up a similar axe-wielding office called DOCE, The Department of Church Efficiency....
12 days ago • 2 min read
The Sin of Being An Effeminate Dude 6 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES “Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God.” - 1 Corinthians 6:9,10 (NASB1995) Dear Young Dude: That passage you just read from 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 can be filed under, “Scriptures you’ll...
20 days ago • 6 min read
Evil Leaders Are Mere Grasshoppers to God 1 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES FATHER, WE DECLARE, in the mighty name of Jesus, it is you who sits above the circle of the earth, not some powerful evil man, woman, group, or wicked nation. We agree with your word, that these so-called mighty, evil mongers are mere grasshoppers to you and that they are doomed and you will bring them to naught. We declare their evil plans will not take root and that you will blow away their works and carry their garbage off...
28 days ago • 1 min read
Natural Disasters Are A Divine Wake Up Call 2 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES If the LA fires don’t put the fear of God in you then I don’t know what would – such brutal and widespread devastation. Tens of thousands of homes and businesses burned to the ground. Poof…gone. Can you imagine? One day you are enjoying the spoils of comfortable living in a beautiful part of the US and the next day it’s a barely recognizable, burnt to a crisp, apocalyptic hellscape. Unreal. Look, I’m no fan of La-La-Land but...
about 1 month ago • 2 min read
A Proclamation for The Old & Dangerous Christian 2 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES LORD, I DECLARE, in the mighty name of Jesus, you are my shelter and you’ll protect me from all humiliation and disgrace. When the enemy comes against me you’ll turn your ear to me and rescue me, save me, and deliver me from all my enemies. I declare, in the mighty name of Jesus, that you are my Rock, my Fortress, my Solid Ground, and that you keep me safe. When evil men and devils assail me, O God, you will deliver me...
about 1 month ago • 2 min read
The 2025 Warrior or Wuss Test 2 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES "If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you. If you really make them think, they’ll hate you." - Don Marquis Dear Reader: Before you make New Year’s resolutions you might want to take this simple test to see if you’re a warrior or if you’re a big ol’ wussy. If you’re a wuss you are in serious trouble. And if you have a family they’re in trouble because…well… you’re a wuss. The same goes for your business. It’s in...
about 2 months ago • 2 min read
You Can’t “Love Jesus” And Not Feast On His Word 2 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES “It takes more than bread to stay alive. It takes a steady stream of words from God’s mouth.” - Matthew 4:4 (MSG) I’ve been a Christian, as of July 4th, 2022, for thirty-nine years. During that time frame, I’ve heard more than once guys and gals say stupid stuff like, “I love Jesus, but I’m not really into theology and stuff.” Uh ... okay. So, what you’re actually saying is, “You love Jesus but definitive definitions, in...
3 months ago • 2 min read
The PERFECT Gift For The Art Loving Warrior 70+ original paintings. 234 pages with the scriptural inspiration behind each painting Order Today! Dear Fellow Warriors: My new book just dropped, GILES VOL. I: The Biblical Warrior Collection. It’s a full-color coffee table compilation of my biblical paintings over the last 20 years. As you know, I don’t depict the biblical men in this book as sweet bearded women but rough troublemakers who shook all of hell’s habitations. It’s an excellent gift...
3 months ago • 1 min read
Thirty-Two Tale-Tell Signs That You Might Be A Man-Child 1 MIN READ ◦ DOUG GILES Below are thirty-two tale-tell signs that you might be a Man-Child that righteous and rowdy, godly women will purposefully avoid. 1. You’re nicer than Jesus. 2. You’re a pouter. 3. You’re addicted to fun and allergic to godly duty. 4. You skip church for lame “reasons.” 5. You sound like Britney Spears when you talk about serious issues. 6. You’re a mama’s boy. 7. You drink from a straw. 8. You take way too many...
3 months ago • 1 min read